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I am a moral lesson.

Now why would anyone as antique as you call  Charice Pempengco a monkey? If you had to say anything harsh, at least make sure it’s close to the truth. You could have called her siopao faced and I wouldn’t have lifted any one of my fingers.

This is what happens when people who ought to shut up choose to open their machine gun mouth. They get into trouble. Deep and abysmal trouble.

Apparently, you don’t have the slightest idea how many Gary V. and Arnel Pineda fans are conniving to ding dong ditch you until you’re dead. Hehehe.

No matter, I’m still your biggest fan.

This is you right?

This is you right?


Posted by on July 10, 2009 in Current Events, Music, People, Television


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I am an emo fan.

It’s been years after you first did the moonwalk and surprised the bejesus out of us. No one has done anything of that magnitude ever since.

The day you died, humanity has lost one of it’s most beloved sons. It’s probably your fate to leave us a legacy without an heir.

Amid all the controversies, everyone has remained steadfast in their love for you and your music. They have been very forgiving. You must have done something so good to deserve that.



You did in fifty years, what an extraordinary person can do in ten lifetimes. You must be really tired. Rest now King of Pop. It’s been a pleasure living in the same timeline as you. You will be sorely missed.


Posted by on July 8, 2009 in Current Events, People


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I am a funny moment.

In a time of global warming, equal rights and economic recessions… men and women seem to undergo a reversal of fortune of some sort.

I am a funny moment that happened a few years ago.  It may not be as crack worthy to you as it is to me but I will share it anyway. Here goes…

Two lovers were in the middle of a motel entrance when the girlfriend (who was the one sitting behind the wheel) suddenly stopped the car to a halt. She looked at her nervous boyfriend and said:

Girlfriend: “Sigurado ka nga ready ka na? Pwede ko ya kahulat.” (Are you sure you’re ready for this? I’m willing to wait.)

Boyfriend (sweating profusely): “Oo. Sigurado na ko.” (Yes. I’m really sure.)

… and the tall gates of the motel closed with the two dimwits inside.

25 Year-Old Virgin

23 Year-Old Virgin

I am no Maria Clara nor am I a supporter of male chauvinism but sometimes I miss living in a world where men are men and women are women. Sigh.


Posted by on June 29, 2009 in People, Personal


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I am courage.

What is courage? Have you ever seen it? Have you ever touched it? Have you ever known it?

Ladies and gentlemen, THIS IS COURAGE.



I can’t help but get goosebumps because I expected a lot less from her. I thought it’s only a matter of time before she overdosed herself with one liter of Thiodan (or any similar concoction)– but she didn’t. Instead, she pressed on like a phoenix rising from it’s ashes.

Taong Grasa

Taong Grasa

I really admire the way she keeps mum about this whole fiasco. If it were me, I would probably go to Hayden’s house with twenty cameras in tow– at sasampalin ko siya ng bonggang-bongga!


Posted by on June 25, 2009 in Current Events, People


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I am a hopeless romantic.


Clark Gable in Gone with the Wind

5. Rhett Butler

to Scarlett – “No, I don’t think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That’s what’s wrong with you. You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.”

Now here’s one byronic hero who can ruin your reputation and spoil you rotten while he’s at it. “Go ahead Rhett, ruin me!” says my inner groupie. Hehehe.

chuck bass

Ed Westwick in Gossip Girl

4. Chuck Bass

to – Blair – “Not as clear as the sound of you purring in my ear, which I have been replaying over and over.”

Emphasis on the Season 1 Chuck Bass. God I love his witty one-liners– biting and ever so cruel. Sadly, everything went downhill for him in Season 2. Must be the hair!


Matthew McFadyen in Pride & Prejudice

3. Fitzwilliam Darcy

to Lizzie – “By my honesty in admitting scruples about our relationship. Could you expect me to rejoice in the inferiority of your circumstances?”

I thought Colin Firth is the only one who can pull off the Darcy character. I thought wrong. Matthew McFadyen pwned the part. Every little twitch he makes with those facial muscles, reminds me of great acting.


Robert Pattinson in Twilight

2. Edward Cullen

to Bella – “I leave you alone for two minutes and the wolves descend.”

I’m really tempted to write “need I say more?” but that would go with the assumption that every living , breathing female on earth is attracted to him. My 83-year old grandma isn’t because she hasn’t read the book nor watched the movie. Well, if she did…

gu jun pyo

Lee Min Ho in Boys Over Flowers

1. Gu Jun Pyo

to Jan Di – “You’re like a stain that I want to erase.”

He’s number 1 not because he’s the best but because he’s the latest addition to my multitude of sins. Hahaha!


I won’t be too preachy about it but take handsome, uber-rich, honest-to-a-fault, charming, infamous and semi-obnoxious away from the equation and you’ll get men who love their heroines with stalker-ish delight.

That was my top five. What’s yours?


Posted by on June 17, 2009 in Movies, People, Television


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I am shocked.

This is awful news. The sister of actress Rochelle Barrameda was found dead inside a drum in Navotas.

Ruby Rose was reported missing two years ago and it was not until two days ago that she was ever seen again. According to reports her body was handcuffed, placed inside a drum, sealed with cement, placed inside a 2-ton steel casing and dumped somewhere at sea.

Did I just blank on the part where it says that she was suffocated to death or did it really happen?

Ruby Rose Barrameda-Jimenez

Ruby Rose Barrameda-Jimenez

What kind of human being does that to a fellow human being? Whoever did this has a wilder imagination than Quentin Tarantino. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.


Posted by on June 12, 2009 in Current Events, People



I am a woman.

Like everybody else who has broadband connection in this country, I already saw three of Hayden Kho’s  much talked about sex videos. Yep, the one with Katrina Halili, Maricar Reyes and the Brazilian Model.

Hayden Kho & Katrina Halili in Celebrity Duets

Hayden Kho & Katrina Halili in Celebrity Duets

I have to start by saying that Katrina Halili’s predicament places me in the middle. A part of me says that she deserves it for dating the psychotic doctor even if she knew that he was already in a committed relationship with Dr. Vicki Belo. On the other hand, I also think that Hayden had no right to secretly videotape her during –to put it lightly– a compromising situation.

Just like adding coarse salt to a flesh wound, everybody’s trying to help Katrina by talking about the scandal on national TV. In any case, her reputation is not one of the demure and innocent type. This fiasco is probably going to do good for her career. It’s going to haunt her forever though. Digital media will make sure of that.

I pity Katrina but not as much as I pity Maricar Reyes. I won’t post her picture here because she doesn’t deserve it. The sex video was taken years ago and it should have been buried somewhere as soon as her relationship with Hayden ended.

OK, they had sex, big deal. Who doesn’t do that in this day and age? The problem is, the sex video was obviously taken without her consent. She probably had no idea that such a video exists until she saw it on the net– already spreading like wild fire.

My boobs weren’t featured on the video but as a woman, I also felt violated. I could only imagine the emotional damage it had caused her. She is a a commercial model and a doctor– two professions that require a faultless reputation.

Above all else, she is also a daughter to her parents. Heaven forbid she has other siblings or a boyfriend. They all probably have to see the shrink everyday for five years after watching the vid.

I have nothing much to say about the Brazilian model. I heard her name was Mariana del Rio. Hayden the pervert placed his camera at the wrong angle so we don’t know what they we’re doing half the time. “Dang!” he must have said when he reviewed the video.

Dr. Hayden Kho

Dr. Hayden Kho

As for Hayden Kho, to say that this is very unbecoming of a licensed doctor is an understatement. He is a disgrace to himself, his family, his profession and to all the women who fell in love with a douchebag. Enough said.


Posted by on May 21, 2009 in Uncategorized


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