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I am Rechard.

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Photo Credits

In a long hallway during an interview..

“No. I wasn’t over speeding. Not at all. Tumumba lang naman yung punong nabangga ko, total wreck ang kotse ko at tumilapon ang personal assistant ko mula sa kotse (causing his death) but that’s about it. Obviously, I was driving within the 40kph speed limit.”

In the bedroom while talking to my brother Elvis..

“What? Idedemanda nila ako? Why? Nawalan lang sila ng ama at asawa samantalang ako ay nawalan ng alalay! Paano na ang mga damit ko? Ang mga sapatos ko? (looks at the mirror) Shit! I have a zit!”

In a bar while talking to my friends..

“Kailan ba naging responsibilidad ng driver ano man ang mangyari sa mga pasahero niya? Wala namang batas na nagsasabi ng ganyan, err, di ba?

In the car while talking to my mom..

“Ma, away nila ato. Away mo din sila ma.”

 
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Posted by on July 27, 2009 in People

 

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