I am what happens when the following people close their eyes and go to sleep. (evil grin)
1. Mishaps involving airplanes, speedboats, automobiles and other modes of transportation.
2. Anabelle Rama’s big mouth.
3. Waking up looking like Rene Requiestas.
1. Having sex with a 65 year old woman named Vicki.
2. The words “two inches” in big bold letters . (wink)
3. Being castrated by ghosts of girlfriends past.
1. HERSELF, literally being IN the center of the earth.
2. HERSELF, having the surname “Alatiit” instead of “Aquino”.
3. HERSELF, being gagged into oblivion by Boy Abunda.
1. Waking up with a severe case of tonsilitis.
2. Wilma Galvante clad in a seductive playboy bunny costume.
3. Waking up without lawsuits that fuel her enthusiasm to live.
1. Tasting the sweet and salty taste of sardines for the very first time.
2. Drowning in thirty tons of 10-peso coins.
3. Being trapped in a roof amid a sea of expensive wine at the height of a typhoon Ondoy.
1. Being chewed alive by wild animals from his personal collection.
2. Not having enough money and semen to rule the world.
3. Being horsewhipped by no less than Che Tiongson.
1. The extinction of ignorant people who still want him to become president.
2. The extinction of stupid people who still want him to become president.
3. The extinction of gullible people. Period.