I am a fearless forecast.

19 Jan

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1. Gloria Arroyo and Andal Amputan’s crimes against humanity will be forgotten in no time.

2. Noynoy Aquino Kris Aquino will become president. God Bless us all.

3. Hayden Kho’s sex life will never be the same again.

4. Mar Roxas will twit a picture of Korina in her underwear, ala Ashton Kutcher.

5. CNN Hero of the Year Efren Peñaflorida will be the new sexy.

6. Bong Revilla will be the poster boy for  husbands who never– I repeat– never cheat on their wives.

7. Dra. Vicky Belo will be dating a thirteen year-old schoolboy.

8. Willie Revillame will finally realize that he doesn’t rule the world. Gabby Lopez does.

9. Mistress number five for Manny Pacquiao and diamond solitaire number three for Jinkee.

10. Derek Ramsay will break up with Angelica Panganiban to begin an illicit affair with me. Weeeeeeeee!


Posted by on January 19, 2010 in People


28 responses to “I am a fearless forecast.

  1. Badong

    January 6, 2010 at 9:18 pm

    Nakakatakot naman yung number four! ahaha. Nagulat ako sa number 10 ah! Happy New Year!

    • Nobe

      January 6, 2010 at 10:05 pm

      hahaha. i love number ten!!!! hi bads!

  2. Badong

    January 6, 2010 at 10:50 pm

    Hello! Long time no talk a! hehe.

    • Nobe

      January 7, 2010 at 12:05 am

      yung iba ko ring blogger friends hindi masyadong active since last year. ano ka ya ang nangyari? hehehe.🙂

  3. Rej

    January 7, 2010 at 2:33 pm

    Oust Willie!!!!

    • Nobe

      January 7, 2010 at 3:11 pm


  4. kaye

    January 7, 2010 at 11:09 pm

    hayz…was thinking which of your fearless forecasts would top all others and the hands-down winner is the last. I dare say derek will truly break up with angelica to be with you. ano na lang ang sinabi niya kay Nobe! hahaha!

    hey. i am in the hospital for my slipped disc surgery tomorrow, hope you will include me in your prayers…🙂 happy new year! mwah!

  5. bongkito

    January 8, 2010 at 2:02 am

    gusto ko yung number 4 mo hehehe! if that happens, two scenarios: mar wins as VP because of the scandal (recall and association ikanga!) and the other one is that he loses not because of morality issues but because most would remember more of korina maybe in something ultra revealing i dunno! but whatever happens, that’s a first for sure! hehehe!

    bongkito po, ang butihing maybahay ni keekaye po…

    hello hello po!

    • Nobe

      January 8, 2010 at 8:27 am

      ah si kaye? really? wow. palaging nandito si kaye. nangungulit. she’s bubbly. hehehe.🙂

    • kaye

      January 20, 2010 at 2:50 pm

      weh? bubbly? ako? aba’y oo naman! hahahaha!

      hey!!! i am so happy with your news that you will be published. finally, di na puro limbo rock ang mababasa namin. hahaha!

      just tell me kung san siya mapublish ha.🙂 mwah!

    • bongkito

      January 21, 2010 at 3:33 pm

      pansin ko nga madalas sya rito kasi siguro more girly girly discussions ang blog mo. actually masaya nga e. kaya siguro ill try to visit din from time to time. gusto ko malaman ang susunod na kabanata e hahaha!

      hi Be! bubbly ka nga ba? hmmm… pede ba malaman mamya?😀

    • Nobe

      January 21, 2010 at 3:34 pm

      hoy, kayong dalawa ha. get a room!!!


    • bongkito

      January 21, 2010 at 3:39 pm

      ok ok sige… hi nobe! how’s it going?😀

    • Nobe

      January 21, 2010 at 3:50 pm

      ok lang. ginugulo ako ng horny married couple. hahaha!

  6. Mr. Nonsense

    January 14, 2010 at 1:01 pm

    nobe will pose nude playboy.
    …only mr. nonsense will have the copy……for free

    • Nobe

      January 14, 2010 at 1:33 pm

      EWE! EWE!

  7. Aina ♥

    January 18, 2010 at 9:43 pm

    2. Kris Aquino will become president. God Bless us all.
    > Shi- Hahaha. Ang Pilipinas ay magiging SNN na at ang Malacanang ang stage.

    10. Derek Ramsay will break up with Angelica Panganiban to begin an illicit affair with me. Weeeeeeeee!
    > I like. Hahahaha. May bago po. JLC will be dating a kolehiyala under the initials JADL. :p

    • kaye

      January 20, 2010 at 12:09 pm

      aba at ang kolehiyala to be, lumelevel-up. hahahaha!

    • nobe

      January 20, 2010 at 12:11 pm

      oi kaye, kamusta ang operation? is it impolie to ask? hehehe.

    • kaye

      January 20, 2010 at 2:49 pm

      no, it’s ok dear. ok naman, success! hahah! (Parang nagpunta lang ng toilet no?)

      i am back to work, tho masakit na naman ang katawan dahil sa mga exercises na ginawa nung isang araw. my goal is to strengthen my core muscles daw para mas maganda ang support sa likod. ang mga exercises ko nung isang gabi ay puro lunges at squats. waaaahhh! sakit tuloy ng hita ko. parang first time. (First time na ano?) nyahahaha!

    • Nobe

      January 20, 2010 at 2:54 pm

      medyo may pag-asang ma-publish and adrian deluca mo. don’t wanna jinx it though. lol

    • Aina ♥

      January 23, 2010 at 11:20 pm

      @Ate Kaye: Bwahahaha. I have a super mega uber crush on John Lloyd Cruz eh. Now that you mentioned college, naexcite na naman po ako. Lol! :))

      @Ate Nobe: HOMGGGG! Tell me kung kelan po at saan. I will DEFINITELY buy a copy. Book lover here. *waves*

    • nobe

      January 24, 2010 at 10:50 am


  8. nobe

    January 19, 2010 at 8:21 am

    hahahaha! sino kaya ang kolehiyalang iyon. ahahaha!

    • Aina ♥

      January 23, 2010 at 11:21 pm

      Napadaan po yung kolehiyala dito, kagagaling nya lang po kasi sa super secret date with John Lloyd. Ohoho~

  9. nobe

    January 24, 2010 at 10:50 am

    hahaha. feeling ruffa g.

    ains, saan naman kayo nag-date ni johnlloyd?

    • Aina ♥

      January 24, 2010 at 7:52 pm

      Lol. Grabe. Medyo nalungkot po ako nung nalaman ko yun. Hehe. Major eww kasi eh. Lol.

      Hmmm, classified information eh. Hahaha. Joke! :p

    • Nobe

      January 25, 2010 at 8:10 am

      hahaha. haba ng hair ni ruffa.🙂


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