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I am a daughter.

05 Sep
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Let me go straight to the point. I am a daughter. I have a mother. And these are the basic life lessons she taught me, that Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo will never be able to teach her little children.

Lesson 1

GMA: Children, you should earn your keep.

Mikee, Luli, Dato: And you do?

Lesson 2

GMA: Children, share your blessings to the poor.

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

Lesson 3

GMA: Children, do not put on your plate, more than what you can eat.

Pffft! Let the poor filipinos worry about that. This is Le Cirque baby!

Lesson 4

GMA: Children, put your brains to good use.

I did mom, err, actually. See that big mansion over there?

Lesson 5

GMA: Children, live simply and within your means. Money is not everything.

And by “simply”, you mean?

Lesson 6

GMA: Children, respect yourself so that others may respect you.

No biggie, we’re already used to being disrespected. Just as long as they don’t write what we did in history books, we’re cool.

Lesson 7

GMA: Children, avoid shady people.

Hihi. Benjamin Abalos thinks so too.

Lesson 8

GMA: Children, do not to lie, cheat or steal.

Damn you mom!

 
21 Comments

Posted by on September 5, 2009 in People, Personal

 

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21 responses to “I am a daughter.

  1. The Lady in Green Ruffles

    September 5, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    panalo! it is so true..gma has no soul!

     
    • nobe

      September 5, 2009 at 5:06 pm

      pero kahit anong patama mo sa kanya ganun pa rin. makapal pa rin. she is an embarassment to her father, her family and this country. what can we do, makapal talaga e.🙂

       
  2. ever

    September 5, 2009 at 6:04 pm

    ayan tuloy napamura ang mga anak ng tipaklong!

     
    • nobe

      September 5, 2009 at 6:05 pm

      hahahahahahahaha!

       
  3. Badong

    September 5, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    hindi niya na kailangang paalalahanan yung mga anak niya. natural na ring lalabas yun. it’s in the genes

     
    • Nobe

      September 5, 2009 at 7:06 pm

      “nature or nurture?” ngayon ko lang naintindihan ang parental dilemmang iyang nang dahil sa kanya.

       
  4. Rej

    September 5, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    Today’s News: Palace blames opposition for Arroyo’s low survey ratings

    GMA: Accept your mistakes and apologize if you must…
    Why should I? It’s somebody’s fault, not mine.

    Manisi ba ng iba! Haller!!!

     
    • Nobe

      September 5, 2009 at 7:15 pm

      why am i not surprised????

       
  5. ShatterShards

    September 6, 2009 at 11:11 am

    It makes me wonder, though, if this apple didn’t fall far from the tree. Since it was before my time, all presidents prior to Martial Law is protected by a veil of innocence for me. Gloria, being the daughter of a past president, makes me question the validity of that veil.

    They say that Diosdado Macapagal was the “poorest” president to end his term, meaning, he has the lowest amount of net worth. And look at her daughter now! He must be so proud.

     
    • Nobe

      September 6, 2009 at 5:02 pm

      he was called “the poor man from lucban”, if my memory serves me right. his daughter is the opposite.

       
    • ShatterShards

      September 7, 2009 at 2:33 am

      What’s she called nowadays?

      The rich girl from hell?
      Mayamang gaga mula sa Pampanga?

       
  6. deejay

    September 6, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    clap! clap! clap!

    nobe, here’s lesson number nine:

    Children: but mom, these people don’t have rice on the table…
    GMA: let them eat… truffle risotto.

    marie antoinette, pinoy style.😛

     
    • Nobe

      September 6, 2009 at 5:05 pm

      ugh! some people can’t even pronounce “filet mignon” tapos gagawin niya iyan. gaga talaga itong presidente natin. (excuse my french. burp.)

      hello there deejay!🙂

       
    • ShatterShards

      September 7, 2009 at 1:49 am

      Cake! Cake! Let them eat Cake!

      Rice cake, that is. Maraming pagpipilian, pwedeng puto, pero mas masaya kung bibingka!

      Afterward, let’s have a public execution. Let’s have that guillotine sharpened!

       
  7. Mr. Nonsense

    September 6, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    Lesson 1
    Children, you should earn your keep. Itong bago kong boobs eh pinaghirapan ko.
    Lesson 2
    Children, share your blessings to the poor. o.k. hindi poor si obama. pero sabi nya eh blessed daw tung ano ko… *hiya*
    Lesson 3
    Children, do not put on your plate, more than what you can eat. i learned that during my last visit at the white house. diosmi! malaki nga talaga yung mga negro noh
    Lesson 4
    Children, put your brains to good use. huh?…anong sabi ko. nalimutan ko na…nangangati kasi tong singit ko…
    Lesson 5
    Children, live simply and within your means. Money is not everything…beauty is. chaching!
    Lesson 6
    Children, respect yourself so that others may respect you. Or u can change the laws or postpone the elections….or magpa- photo op kasama si obama….cheese
    Lesson 7
    Children, avoid shady people. although si obama…ganda shade nya…neutral lang. di masyadong madilim.
    Lesson 8
    Children, do not to lie (*whispering*,..without perfume), cheat (…with ur asawa) or steal (hoy yung ashtray na me whitehouse logo eh aking talaga yun noon pa).
    Lesson 9
    Don’t forget take ur valtrex….i think i did.

    http://jesuspaez74.wordpress.com/2009/07/30/put-your-own-caption-arroyo-and-obama/

     
  8. Nobe

    September 6, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    mr. nonsense, what was lesson # 3 supposed to mean??

    it better not be what i’m thinking right now. hahahaha!

     
    • Mr. Nonsense

      September 6, 2009 at 10:16 pm

      is that really what’s on ur mind right now? tsk tsk tsk….ingat ka. nakakabuntis daw yun.

       
  9. Nobe

    September 7, 2009 at 7:44 am

    @mr.nonsense: toinks! hahaha! me and my hyperactive mind. you, and your double meanings! lol

     
    • Mr. Nonsense

      September 8, 2009 at 12:11 am

      hehehe…ako pa ang sinisi

       
    • Nobe

      September 8, 2009 at 10:10 am

      hahaha! shhhh!

       
  10. Nobe

    September 7, 2009 at 7:45 am

    @shatter: let them have death! naubusan na sila ng cake!!!

     

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