I am a blog.

22 Aug
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I’m looking for a new owner. Because I’m a blog. Not a friggin’ doormat.

Aside from being the mistress of procrastination, my so-called skipper is just too lazy to toink toink her fingers on the keyboard.

Gee, she can’t even come up with crappy stories even if she wanted to. If that’s not reason enough to run for my life then I don’t know what else is.

I have a huge problem though. The smart bitch didn’t give me her password. Dang! I said all of that for nothing.


Posted by on August 22, 2009 in Blogging, Personal


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29 responses to “I am a blog.

  1. ever

    August 22, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    teka, sino yun?

    • Nobe

      August 22, 2009 at 6:07 pm

      ewan ko ever. hindi ko rin alam. feel lang ng blog ko na mag reklamo ngayon. hahaha!

  2. Badong

    August 22, 2009 at 5:50 pm

    you forgot your password? tama ba intindi ko?

    • Nobe

      August 22, 2009 at 6:07 pm

      hindi ako ang nagsasalita, ano ka ba badong? ahahahahaha!

  3. Badong

    August 22, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    haha! sorry! di ko nagets yung didn’t give me her password. parang baguhan ako dito a. hehe.

    • Nobe

      August 23, 2009 at 9:54 am


  4. superjaid

    August 22, 2009 at 8:17 pm

    hehe cute naman, pano kaya kung nagsasalita talaga ang blog?Ü

    • Nobe

      August 23, 2009 at 9:55 am

      kung nagsasalita lang ang blog, malamang sinigawan na tayo dahil sa tigas ng ulo nating mga admin

  5. Mr. Nonsense

    August 23, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    dear blog,
    it might be helpful for ur writer to bloghop once in a while to get her creative juices going. It is helpful to know what is going on around the news and blog world and to make sure to leave comments. if you need more assistance, contact me at

    yours truly,
    mr. nonsense.

    p.s. tell that “bitch” to get off her ass and do it now!

    • Nobe

      August 23, 2009 at 12:07 pm

      ugh! that’s the problem. the bitch has no time to blog hop. or do anything for personal happiness. lol

    • Mr. Nonsense

      August 23, 2009 at 12:21 pm

      dear blog,

      hi, it’s me again. i appreciate your immediate response.
      may i suggest stealing that bottle of whisky from her hand this morning and politely leading her to the nearest starbucks shop with wi-fi. and if that doesn’t work, let me teach you this prayer for goodluck:

      “ay putsa! magkapigsa ka sana sa puwet!”

      lovingly yours,
      mr. nonsense

  6. Nobe

    August 23, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    @mr. nonsense: i think you mean the tequilla in her hand. lol

    the lazy bitch is killing me!! *^&*%%$^&#$%^#$^@$%!!

  7. deejay

    August 24, 2009 at 4:43 pm

    wahaha! adeek ang usapan nyo ni mr. nonsense. i can’t top that. ahehehe! 😛

    hi nobe. *waves*

    • Nobe

      August 24, 2009 at 4:57 pm

      yellow deejay. huhu. di pa ako nakakadalaw sa blog mo. kasi wala akong time. huhu. at wala ka namang sakit hindi ba? lol

      pro makadalaw nga. i have a few minutes to spare para tumawa sa mga kwento mo. hihi. 🙂

    • Nobe

      August 24, 2009 at 5:02 pm

      hahahaha! natawa ako sa top ten comments mo deejay! hahaha! iyan kasi dakdak ng dakdak hindi naman nagbabasa ng disclaimer. heller!

  8. precious

    August 25, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    padaan…hehehe…ang kukulet nio…

    kung ngsasalita lang ang blog? hmm…malamang puro bulyaw abot ko sa pag harass ko sknia…

    • Nobe

      August 25, 2009 at 6:04 pm

      kasi mr. nonsense is always wrecking havoc in my blog. peaceful and demure lang naman sana itong blog ko kung wala siya. hahaha.

  9. ShatterShards

    August 26, 2009 at 1:44 am

    Dear Blog,

    I suggest you get that bottle of tequila and put its contents on that milk bottle near the counter. Baby falls asleep, and the mistress would have more time for you. Be mindful of the dosage, though, we don’t want to raise a nation of young alcoholics.

    Yours truly (but rather unfaithfully),


    • Nobe

      August 26, 2009 at 7:10 am

      believe me shatter, the mistress already thought of that remedy 2 years ago. lol

  10. joan

    August 29, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    ..hmmm kaadikan. hahha! hi nobe! :p

    • Nobe

      August 29, 2009 at 5:29 pm

      hello joan. 🙂 hehe. hindi paako mapapadalaw sa blog ko kung walang comment update sa yahoomail ko. busy busyhan ang lola mo. hehe. 🙂

  11. ever

    August 30, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    dito walang alak..tama na tama na…naglalaway nako sa alak, kailangan na ng alakalakan ko ng alak…whaaaarrrrr..(medyo tumulo pa ang laway)

    • Nobe

      August 31, 2009 at 10:10 am

      halata talagang homesick si ever. hahaha!

  12. dencios

    September 1, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    bawal mag reklamo..


    • Nobe

      September 1, 2009 at 2:50 pm


  13. miong

    September 3, 2009 at 6:31 pm

    learned something from your blog.

    • Nobe

      September 3, 2009 at 6:56 pm

      that’s one of the greatest compliments. “)

  14. casualthots

    September 11, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    cool!.. 😉

    perhaps that’s really how our blogs feel whenever we suffer from writer’s block, ideas or information overload, a procrastination snag, or simply one of those lazy spells.

    katakot pala magtampo si friend blog.. scared!..

    • Nobe

      September 11, 2009 at 3:07 pm

      hehe. mayamaya lang may writer’s block na naman ko. it’s an endless cycle talaga!


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