I am a million-peso dinner.

10 Aug
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I am the expensive crap you’ve all been whining about for the past week. How dare you judge our dear president at my expense?

I was only there to comfort her and her cronies as she mourned the passing of a great leader back home. According to her,  Cory was her role model.

The look on her face as she chewed on a bite sized escargot was heartbreaking. She was clearly devastated. I wish you were there to see it.

She is not as evil as most of you want to think. If anything, she proved to the whole world that the Philippines is not a poor country. How else could the government afford me if we were not drowning in prosperity?

Give her a break. She has been working her ass off to create a good future for all of us. She even had to cheat in the elections just to continue her noble mission. If that doesn’t make her patriot, I don’t know what else will.

So to all of you haters out there, I have three letters for you. Our president is not a pig! I repeat. She is not a P-I-G! If she was, she would have been out of Malacañang years ago. Morons.


Posted by on August 10, 2009 in Current Events, People


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32 responses to “I am a million-peso dinner.

  1. ShatterShards

    August 11, 2009 at 12:17 am

    I don’t think anybody ever considered her a pig. If she was, she wouldn’t be able to distinguish escargot from fried slug; or sparkling wine from sewer water. If she were a pig, we wouldn’t even hear of her splurging a million pesos of taxpayer’s money on caviar. If she were a pig, she would be spending that much on burgers and lechon.

    But either way, we’re screwed.

  2. Nobe

    August 11, 2009 at 9:01 am

    Damn right we are screwed! After Gloria, wala na talaga akong tiwala sa magiging presidente ng pilipinas. Siya nga na maliit, babae at mukhang mabait e ganito ang ginawa.

    • ShatterShards

      August 11, 2009 at 10:19 pm

      Mahirap na kalaban ang Napoleon Complex.

      Maybe we need another revolution of sorts. Kailan kaya niya sasabihin ang mga katagang “Let them eat cake”? Exciting things happened when those words were first uttered, maybe more exiting things will occur this time around. 🙂

    • Nobe

      August 12, 2009 at 7:26 am

      Nag nosebleed ulit ako sa sinabi mo shatter. hahaha! i’m actually speechless right now.

  3. ever

    August 11, 2009 at 8:15 pm

    ang init ng ulo dito ha ha ha, makabili nalang ng halo halo halagang 500000 pesoses.he he he.

    • Nobe

      August 12, 2009 at 7:14 am

      ahehehehehe! mabait kasi ako sa personal ever. ahahaha! itong blog na ito puro nga excess steam lang ito na hindi ko mailabas. 🙂

    • ever

      August 12, 2009 at 4:43 pm

      kahit ako di ako magiging mabait.he he he, hirap na nga ang bayan gastos pa ng isang milyon aba pwedeng ipasok sa book of guines record yun, isang kainan isang milyon pesoses..hayyyyyy!

    • Nobe

      August 12, 2009 at 4:48 pm

      wellas alwaysl, evil triumphs because good men do nothing. bilib talaga ako dito ke maam president, ang kapal ng mukha to the tenth power. pero hindi halata sa anyo niya.

  4. jho

    August 11, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    hello po, follower mo’ko… gusto ko din sanang magblog kaso, kapus sa topic… haha… i like your blogs, makulit and yet, malakas ang tama.. hehe…

    Si gloria, pag yan ang namatay, madaming magpepray…. magpapasalamat kay God!(isa na ako dun!) LOL

    • Nobe

      August 12, 2009 at 7:18 am

      hello jho! start by creating a or account. it will just flow. just don’t be too hard on yourself. magsulat ka lang kung kailan mo gusto. bahala na kahit once a month lang. hehehe.

    • Nobe

      August 12, 2009 at 7:19 am

      thanks pala for the compliment. 🙂

    • jho

      August 12, 2009 at 1:37 pm

      thanks sa advise… cge nga, ma-try nga… sana, di magmukhang trying hard gagawin ko. haha…

    • Nobe

      August 12, 2009 at 2:35 pm

      balik ka dito at bigyan mo ako ng link. magku-comment ako promise. care ba nila kung anong isulat mo. hehe.

  5. Rej

    August 12, 2009 at 1:05 am

    almost 1M for a single dinner? hayyysssttt!!!

    • Nobe

      August 12, 2009 at 7:21 am

      kaya mo yun rej? hehe. hindi ma lang siguro sila nanonood ng tv. ako nga e kinukonsensya kahit sa mcdo lang ako kumakain kasi yung ibang tao kahit happy meal man lang hindi maka-afford. 😦

    • Nobe

      August 12, 2009 at 7:24 am

      by the way rej, off ba ang comments sa blog mo? hindi ko kasi mahanap ang comment link e. 🙂

  6. Julianne

    August 12, 2009 at 1:40 am

    sis (i assume) sali ka sa philippine blog awards. gusto sana kita irecommend kaso di ko alam iemail ad mo eh. visit mo lang

  7. Mr. Nonsense

    August 12, 2009 at 11:53 am

    i am diarrhea…i’m going to explode all over the people if u don’t stop this shit! 🙂

    • Mr. Nonsense

      August 12, 2009 at 12:20 pm

      btw… spam din ako …hehe

    • Nobe

      August 12, 2009 at 2:34 pm

      hehe. na-approve na yung spam mo mr. nonsense!

  8. joan

    August 12, 2009 at 8:08 pm

    ..hai.. sarap ipangkain ng isang milyong piso . tsk! .. ganyan kayaman ang Pinas!! lol. :p

    • Nobe

      August 13, 2009 at 9:26 am

      dinig ko kagabi meron na naman daw 760,000 pesoses na ipinangkain sa washington. hehehe. ang wrinkles ko. my gosh!

    • joan

      August 14, 2009 at 2:55 pm

      ..ahem? nanaman?!!! soska walang katapusang kainan yan. lol. :p

  9. anakngpating

    August 14, 2009 at 4:36 pm

    nakita ko rin to kay mommy kengkay..
    sows na mga tao yan..ilang kabang bigas din kaya yan..

    • Nobe

      August 14, 2009 at 5:15 pm

      ilang classroom at ilang batang nagpag-aral hanggang high school..

  10. Nobe

    August 14, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    @joan: hehe. iyan pa lang ang nalalaman natin. sa ilang araw nila doon siguro mas sobra pa sa 3 milllion ang nagastos nila. hehehe.

  11. jho

    August 17, 2009 at 7:57 pm

    Totoo ba talga tong pic na to? Ang haba pala ng dila ni Gloria… Wahaha!!! PEACE…

    • Nobe

      August 17, 2009 at 8:45 pm

      unfortunately hindi edited yung pic. hahaha! ang haba ng dila ang haba din ng kamay ni mrs. president.

  12. Nagiging_Baboy_Ako

    August 17, 2009 at 10:33 pm

    Baka may mag-raise din ng 1 million para maitumba yan. Sobra na

  13. casualthots

    September 11, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    this comment is kinda late.. i dont have a comment actually, cuz you said it all right on your post.. what caught my attention was the photo… gosh! i tried to figure out if it’s edited… and it’s NOT.. whew! 😀

    • Nobe

      September 11, 2009 at 1:21 pm

      hello! i think the pic is not photoshopped. ganyan lang talaga kahaba ang dila ni gloria. hehehe. 🙂


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