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I am a thought for the day.

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“The mouth is always mightier than the sword.” – Anabil Rama

“Size does not matter.” (grin) – Dr. Hayden Kho

“It is better to cheat in order to repeat”. – President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo

“Aanhin mo ang gwapo kung mas malandi pa sa iyo.” – Carmina Villaroel

“Behind the success of every corrupt president is a crafty better half”. – First Gentleman Mike Arroyo

“I agree!” – Imelda Marcos

Happy Weekend Everyone! Mwaah!

 
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Posted by on July 31, 2009 in Current Events, People

 

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I am a Filipino.

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UPDATE: Former President Corazon Aquino passed away at 3:15 AM this morning, August 1, 2009. RIP.

I am one with the nation in praying for the immediate recovery of President Cory Aquino.

She has already been through a lot as a mother, wife and president of this country. Enough now.

For once, let us all be united in prayer to ease her pain. It may sound like a long shot but let us take comfort in the fact that miracles do happen everyday.

The following is an excerpt from Barrio Siete:

  1. Create an entry entitled: “Touch a blogger: Tie a yellow ribbon for Cory Aquino!“. A link to this original entry will be appreciated, but is not required.
  2. Post a yellow ribbon in your blog for President Cory Aquino. Whatever form of yellow ribbon that your creative imagination can come up with.
  3. Invite other bloggers to tie a yellow ribbon for Cory.
 
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Posted by on July 30, 2009 in People

 

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I am a fable.

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I am about a scorpion who asked a frog to carry him on his back across the other side of the river.

The frog refused by saying, “You are a treacherous killer. You will sting me halfway down our path.”

“I won’t. We will both die if I do that.”

Convinced, the frog let the scorpion on his back and  swam near the surface to keep him from drowning.

Halfway through their journey, the frog felt a sharp sting on his back. The scorpion did as he expected.

“Why did you do it?” The frog asked with his dying last breath.

“I cannot help it.” The scorpion replied without any hint of remorse. “It is my nature.”

A hungry stork watched as both creatures sank towards the bottom of the river.

 
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Posted by on July 28, 2009 in Stories

 

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I am Rechard.

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In a long hallway during an interview..

“No. I wasn’t over speeding. Not at all. Tumumba lang naman yung punong nabangga ko, total wreck ang kotse ko at tumilapon ang personal assistant ko mula sa kotse (causing his death) but that’s about it. Obviously, I was driving within the 40kph speed limit.”

In the bedroom while talking to my brother Elvis..

“What? Idedemanda nila ako? Why? Nawalan lang sila ng ama at asawa samantalang ako ay nawalan ng alalay! Paano na ang mga damit ko? Ang mga sapatos ko? (looks at the mirror) Shit! I have a zit!”

In a bar while talking to my friends..

“Kailan ba naging responsibilidad ng driver ano man ang mangyari sa mga pasahero niya? Wala namang batas na nagsasabi ng ganyan, err, di ba?

In the car while talking to my mom..

“Ma, away nila ato. Away mo din sila ma.”

 
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Posted by on July 27, 2009 in People

 

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I am a televiewer.

PAdyak 2

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In the couch upon seeing Mar Roxas’s latest cringe worthy political ad..

“Ising! Ibigay mo sa akin yung remote! Dalian mo! Ilipat mo! Dali at maglulungkut-lungkutan na naman ang mga tao sa TV!”

“Ma’am pwede na ho kayong dumilat. Nailipat ko na po sa Arirang.”

“Hay salamat!” (goosebumps)

 
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Posted by on July 26, 2009 in People

 

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I am an ex-husband.

Sabi nila ay nag-unahan sa pagtulo ang mga luha mo nang mawalan ako ng malay sa harapan mo.

Ikaw raw mismo ang nagdala sa akin sa ospital at nagpakilalang asawa ko. Ngunit nang magising ako ay wala ka na sa tabi ko.

Sana..

Sana..

Oo nga pala. Asawa kita. Dating asawa. Kung paanong nangyari iyon ay hindi ko na gustong maalala pa.

Kung mayroon man akong ikinagalak sa nangyaring iyon ay ito. Mahal mo rin pala ako sa kabila ng hindi mo pag-kibo. Hindi ako makapaniwala.

Gusto kitang sumbatan at sisihin sa mga nangyari. Mahal mo rin pala ako pero bakit wala kang ginawa? Huli na. Hindi na tayo maaaring magsama pa.

Naisin ko mang balikan ka ay hindi ko makakayang paiyakain ang babaeng kumalinga sa akin mula nang mawala ka. Napakabuti niya. Ayoko. Hindi ko magagawa. Ang alam niya ay mahal ko na rin siya.

Sa mga oras at araw na halos mabaliw ako sa pangungulila sa iyo ay siya ang kasama ko. Siya ang naging daan para unti-unting maghilom ang sugat na ginawa ng paglayo mo.

Ipagpaumanhin mo kung hindi ko na matutupad ang pangako kong mamahalin ka hanggang sa aking pagtanda. Mula ng lumayo ka ay kay rami nang nagbago.Sa akin. Sa iyo. At sa pag-ibig na kaytagal kong itinago sa puso ko.

Paalam. Mahal kita. Pero hanggang dito na lamang ako. Sana.. sana ay maging maligaya tayong dalawa.

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Posted by on July 16, 2009 in Current Events, People

 

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I am a sex scandal.

Victims?

Victims?

A few weeks ago some government agents threatened to shut down a website and incarcerate its owner for allegedly propagating me. What am I, a pollen?

These morons never realize that tearing down sleazy websites one by one is merely reacting to the problem (which is me in this case) instead of finding a permanent solution to it. Close one today and it will only be replaced by ten others in a matter of minutes.

You see, living in a free world is not without its consequences. I am just one of the many undesirable things that can happen if some people can’t resist scratching that itchy bitchy organ down south.

Their weakness in the face of tall, handsome and yummy doctors is not my fault. This is what normally happens when people try to disobey their parents and their conscience. (scorn)

Anonymity

Shut Up.

All these, of course, is just the tip of the iceberg. I somehow play a small part in an issue that is five tons heavier than me. This is only the beginning.

I am afraid that I just became a perfect stepping stone for internet censorship. I practically handed them the key to mess with the fine line between freedom and restriction.

The internet had always been a great equalizer. We should all agree to that. But now that the government gained the right to arrest random webmasters whom they don’t agree with, what’s next?

 
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Posted by on July 15, 2009 in Blogging, Current Events, Internet, Videos

 

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