I am an open letter.

29 Jun

An Open Letter to Manny Villar
CC: Mar Roxas
BCC: Ad Hungry Politicians

Dear Manuel,

I commend you sir, for single-handedly taking the term “camwhore” to the next level. I thought Bong Revilla was going to do it but you did!

Mr. Tondo

Mr. Tondo

I used to like you Mr. Senator. You and your rags-to-riches rise from poverty. That crumbling shack in Moriones St. has made you an icon to the masses– but don’t you think it’s already a bit overplayed? I’ve seen you for far too many times on TV that I now hate seeing the color orange.

I heard you spent 300 million pesos on those commercials. Are you crazy? Have you forgotten how hard it is to even earn 300 pesos these days?

We are not as dumb as you think sir. We are a nation forged by years of war, dictatorship and corruption. We will know a good leader when we see one. The only problem is that we haven’t seen one in many years.

Please spend your millions where it is sorely needed. You, of all people, should know how many lives you can change with even a small portion of that. The only people who profit from these political ads are the those who already own 25 to 50 buildings in this country.

Let’s make a deal Mr. Senator. I promise to vote for you if you start feeding hungry kids in Payatas behind my back. The media is going to show it on TV anyway. Were talking 10,000 pogi point and free publicity here.

Mr. Padyak

Mr. Padyak

.. and kindly tell Mar Roxas that a bear is two inches short from having the skin that he has. His fiancee is an intelligent and respectable woman. How he trampled on her childhood dreams for romance and true love by making her an accessory to his political ambitions.

A marriage proposal on Wowowee? Bravo sir, how momentous! I wonder why he didn’t drive a padyak onstage and did the moonwalk after pulling over.

Tsk. Tsk. I won’t be surprised if suddenly he guest stars as “Bro” (finally revealed) in May Bukas Pa– flashing those big white molars in the end credits. Grrr! $#^!!%^&^!*F^&^*%&^&^%@#*!##^%%*@!!!!!

That was my one year old son typing the last line by the way. It’s his future too anyway.


Posted by on June 29, 2009 in Current Events, Personal, Politics, Television, Videos


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22 responses to “I am an open letter.

  1. Badong

    June 29, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    politics. politics. truly, it makes my head ache.

    very funny post, btw! but very profound,nonetheless.

  2. Rommel

    June 29, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    I like Mr. Tondo. 🙂

    Hmm, mas camwhore for me si Mr. padyak. Oh please.

  3. Nobe

    June 29, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    @badong: hello badongski! sumakit din ang ulo ko sa kakanood kay villar mag-drama sa tv. pareho tayo.

  4. Nobe

    June 29, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    @rommel: i-televise ba pati pamamanhikan? baka naman imbitahan pati CNN sa kasal nila. my gosh, hindi pa ba nakakahalata si korina niyan?

  5. ceblogger

    June 29, 2009 at 5:22 pm

    i wont mind if they spend all their fortunes on ads. bahala na sila, wala bitaw ko TV. hehe. ang gusto ko lang, na if ever they become president, they’d totally eliminate corruption and bring this nation back to its glory days.

  6. kuri

    June 29, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    hi, thanks for visiting! i enjoyed reading your post. interesting & entertaining. anyways, would you mind if we x-links? thanks and regards to your son. i will backread hear sometime.

  7. Nobe

    June 29, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    @ceblogger: sana nga ceblogger. kung hindi nila gagawin yun, ewan na lang kung ano ang mangyayari sa pilipinas.

    sabagay, mayayaman naman sila in real life. 🙂

  8. Nobe

    June 29, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    @kuri: hello kuri. regards din sa baby mo. ang cute niya pareho ng baby ko. 🙂

  9. Mokong™

    June 29, 2009 at 6:58 pm

    Hahaha! Tama yan.. tapang ng post na ito ha!
    Great job!

    Thanks sa pagbisita sa blogsite ko nga pala…
    Yup Delamar is soooo pretty…

  10. ever

    June 29, 2009 at 7:06 pm

    wala ba si maynila! he he he

  11. Nobe

    June 29, 2009 at 7:11 pm

    gosh! why did i forget him? i sincerely apologize. si binay pa pala! hahaha! funds kaya ng makati ang ginagastos niya sa mga ads niya?

  12. Rej

    June 29, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    dati gusto ko sila pareho. pero nakakadismaya talaga. si maynila? naku utang na loob! tama na!!! :p

  13. fedhz

    June 29, 2009 at 7:58 pm

    baka nag-gagamitan lang ang noong mr. palengke at de-padyak na ngayon. hay, politics. ewan ko ba. tama ka jan. kung pamudmod na lang nila ung money nila kesa pang ads nila. or un nga, gawa sila project pero wag na nila televise. good karma na lang for them. kung gustong gawin, wag na ipamukha sa ibang tao. all for personal gain, i think.

  14. Nobe

    June 29, 2009 at 8:05 pm

    @rej: kaya nga e. bakit hindi ko naalala si maynila? hahaha!

  15. Nobe

    June 29, 2009 at 8:06 pm

    @fedhz: sayang ang dalawang ito. may future pa sanang maging presidente ng ating bansa.

  16. fifi

    June 29, 2009 at 8:39 pm

    hi nobe. thanks for dropping by at my un-updated blog. i never liked mar or manny. don’t worry about korinna, the relationship works both ways as they yearn media attention non-stop because really, why on earth will korinna, with her hard-hitting and detached stance, allow herself to be dragged in front of the screaming crowd of wowowee to let mar profess his love to her? oa, no?

  17. Nobe

    June 29, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    kaya nga, i thought she was a smart woman. ayaw sigurong mahuli sa biyahe kaya ganyan. ang ganda naman niya at smart pa. madami pa sana magkakagusto sa kanya na hindi siya gagamitin.

  18. RJ Marmol

    June 30, 2009 at 8:16 am

    Hi Nobe,

    I like this post. And I’m a Villar fan. 🙂 You make your point without offending anyone’s viewpoint. The suggestion on feeding kids at Payatas is a good one too.


  19. Nobe

    June 30, 2009 at 8:20 am

    @RJ: Hi RJ. I still am a Villar fan too actually (somehow). I just hope he goes easy on the tv ads.

  20. RJ Marmol

    June 30, 2009 at 8:26 am

    Whoa! That was fast! 🙂 I share that sentiment with you. I hope he does.

  21. Nobe

    June 30, 2009 at 8:29 am

    @RJ: hehe. just woke up. groggy pa ng konti. 🙂

  22. Nobe

    June 30, 2009 at 8:31 am

    @Mokong: thanks. buti na lang hindi ako binato ng kamatis ng mga villar at roxas fans. hehe.


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