I am Gretchen Baretto’s face.

24 Jun

If there’s one person in the world whom I thought could rely on her aesthetics to save her life, it’s Gretchen Barretto, being the classic epitome of goddess-like beauty.

Now why would anyone, as beautiful as she is, want to tamper with such perfection? Please enlighten me because I’m a little bit confused here.

Gretchen Barretto Today

Gretchen Barretto After

BTW, whoever did me… lips, cheek, nose and all should go back to med school and study harder.


Posted by on June 24, 2009 in People


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21 responses to “I am Gretchen Baretto’s face.

  1. ceblogger

    June 24, 2009 at 6:22 pm

    first time i saw gretchen in person the other weekend. fair skin, pretty face, slim body, very beautiful. like someone in her early 20s.

  2. Nobe

    June 24, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    but i see her on TV now and she looks so “plastic”. her nose, eys, lips and even her cheeks don’t look the same as before.

    she must have been way prettier before she had anything done.

  3. fedhz

    June 24, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    wtf!! yeah, boyfriend has a crush on her.. me too. girl crush! girl crush. funny…

    anong ginawa nila sa kanya!!!!

  4. badong

    June 24, 2009 at 7:46 pm

    geez. hope she wont turn out to be a michael jackson.

  5. Nobe

    June 24, 2009 at 8:26 pm

    @fedhz: everyone has a crush on her. a pity i haven’t seen her in person.

  6. Nobe

    June 24, 2009 at 8:27 pm

    @badong: look at regine, she looks like michael jackson already. i blogged about that already. im going to re-post it later. 🙂

  7. badong

    June 25, 2009 at 6:27 am

    regine? oh yes, i couldn’t agree more. and so is vicky belo.

  8. Nobe

    June 25, 2009 at 9:20 am

    pops fernandez! she used to be pretty! when are these people going to realize that angelina’s lips are not for them.

  9. jan geronimo

    June 25, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    “when are these people going to realize that angelina’s lips are not for them.”

    Touche. Ahahaha. Nobe, right on the money.

    Wag na kasi mag-ilusyon, girls (in showbiz). Iisa lang ang Angelina Jolie.

    @Badong: Female Michael Jackson? Ahahaha. OMG – sana ako nakaisip nya. “,)

  10. Nobe

    June 25, 2009 at 6:32 pm

    i actually posted pictures about the regine-jackson similarity about that in my “abandoned blog”. hahaha! here’s the link.

  11. jan geronimo

    June 26, 2009 at 11:56 am

    Careful, Regine. Michael Jackson is dead. This is what happens when I’m caffeine-deprived. lols.

  12. Nobe

    June 26, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    gosh jan, kahapon lang tayo nag-uusap tungkol sa kanya. sabi ko nga kay badong baka multuhin tayo nun.

    RIP MJ.

  13. akasha824

    July 3, 2009 at 3:22 am

    ohmigosh. she does look different not to mention older:)

  14. Nobe

    July 3, 2009 at 9:38 am

    she does. i hope she realizes that surgery won’t do her natural beauty any good. or else.

  15. blurosebluguy

    July 10, 2009 at 4:57 am

    I STRONGLY AGREE WITH YOUR LAST STATEMENT! dapat nga bumalik ng med skul ang kumatay sa beauty ni gretchen…….mj kaw ba yan?

  16. Nobe

    July 10, 2009 at 7:20 am

    @bluguy: baka si hayden kho ang nag perform ng surgery. joke! hahaha!

  17. The Lady in Green Ruffles

    September 16, 2009 at 7:20 am

    lowsyang na xa

  18. maria

    April 21, 2010 at 11:31 pm

    Gretchen looks terrible! If she thinks she looks beautiful, she should think again! Everytime I look at her now on TV, It’s like im staring at a “bading” na nagparetoke ng lips, ng ilong at nag palagay ng fillers and botox sa mukha, at fake boobs din courtesy of Belo of course! And she tells people that hindi sya nagparetoke?! Gosh, obvious ba masyado? Sya lang yata ang hindi nakahalata ng plastic at fakish at monstrous beauty nya ngayon! And she has the guts to flirt with a young man like Derek Ramsay!? OMG, Walangwala ang beauty ni Greta kay Angelica! Angelica looks young and fresh, innocent, very appealing and naughty and desirable and real, not plastic and fake! Derek should see into Gretchen’s enigma, she is an ego tripper and a gold digger who loves gifts from dirty old men, haha, or else he will come out like a scumbug and a not a good judge of beauty and character! If he exchanges Angelica for Gretchen, eh talagang gago and tanga na siya. Its like exchanging brandnew and fresh goods for soiled and trampled goods. AY NAKU GRETA, HWAG KA NA MAGILUSYON NA BEAUTY AT CLASS KA, KASI OBVIOUS NAMAN NA EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU NOW IS FAKE AND BORROWED! EVEN THE JAGUAR YOU’RE DRIVING IS JUST LENT TO YOU! ENJOY WHILE IT LASTS!

    • kaye

      May 11, 2010 at 5:30 pm

      hmmm… di naman siya galit nito, nobe?

  19. sharon

    May 12, 2010 at 2:38 am

    Sayang ka Greta, too much injection!!!!!!!!! Iba na angitsura mo.

  20. Gloria

    July 9, 2013 at 2:19 pm

    Seriously, the criticism is too much. Baretto ain’t the first nor the last to get a plastic face so what the fuck. Give her some space. Lol


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