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I am Jason Ivler.

22 Feb

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Age 5. I slapped my Yaya on the face. It’s ok. My mom already scolded her.

Age 8. I punched my classmate three times. It’s ok. My mom said it’s his fault, not mine.

Age 10. I told my teacher she’s a bitch. It’s ok. My mom said I needed to teach her a lesson too.

Age 14. I snorted my first cocaine. It’s ok. My mom said we all go though that stage in life.

Age 16. I slapped my girlfriend on the face. It’s ok. My mom said she deserved it.

Age 19. I masterminded a big brawl at school. It’s ok. My mom said she’s going to talk to the principal.

Age 23. I accidentally killed Undersecretary Nestor Ponce Jr because of my reckless driving. It’s ok. My mom will get me out of prison with her money.

Age 28. I killed Renato Ebarle Jr. with a gun. It’s ok. My mom will say “it is the choice of heaven”.

Age 28. People hate me. It’s ok. My mom said “til death do us part”.

Age 28. I am a fugitive with P1,000,000.00 over my head. It’s ok. My mom will hide me inside her basement and tell everyone she doesn’t know where I am.

Age 28. I sprayed some pesky policemen with bullets. It’s ok. Hehehe. My mom loves me no matter what I did.

Hell yeah! I have the best mom in the whole wide world! Woohoo!

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22 Comments

Posted by on February 22, 2010 in People

 

22 Responses to I am Jason Ivler.

  1. rahani mandi

    January 23, 2010 at 12:12 pm

    kung pwdi lang blikn nting ang nakraan ni jason ivler para mlamn nting kung bkit cya nging violente hindi sbi ng knyang ina na sang mabait na anak c jason?

     
    • Nobe

      January 23, 2010 at 10:53 pm

      too much love from a parent. but that’s just me :)

       
  2. rahani mandi

    January 23, 2010 at 12:14 pm

    hindi b sbi ng kangyang ina na isang mabait cyang anak?

     
    • Nobe

      January 23, 2010 at 10:52 pm

      that’s what all mothers say of their children.

       
  3. Mr. Nonsense

    January 23, 2010 at 12:17 pm

    ang guapo naman ni jason. wooooooooooooo!

     
    • Nobe

      January 23, 2010 at 10:51 pm

      lol. magkasing gwapo kayo!

       
    • Mr. Nonsense

      February 4, 2010 at 2:44 pm

      mmamas bot din ako…mahilig mangutong.

       
    • Nobe

      February 4, 2010 at 2:46 pm

      ewe!

       
  4. Aina ♥

    January 23, 2010 at 11:21 pm

    Urk. Kaya ang sobra ay nakakasama lagi. Hay. I absolutely loathe the mother. Kunsintidora. Argh.

     
  5. nobe

    January 24, 2010 at 10:50 am

    hay naku. :(

     
  6. Chibivy ♥

    January 25, 2010 at 8:48 pm

    Hello po! Chibivy (Chi-bay-vee) here. I enjoyed reading your blog posts. I linked you in my blog okay? ;D

    Nakakalungkot yung nangyari kay Jason. I was… amazed at how his mother still love him despite everything. Kaso, too much love is not good. I believe that parents should irrevocably in love their children, but they should also discipline them for their children to become better persons someday.

     
  7. nobe

    January 25, 2010 at 9:59 pm

    yep. yep. too much love will kill you.

     
  8. kaye

    January 25, 2010 at 10:37 pm

    eto pa, sabi ni freddie aguilar who happens to be his uncle, bakit daw walang awa yung mga pulis na nangaresto? Duh. I think he should shut up and just dedicate his song, Anak, to his nephew. Fits him to a tee.

     
  9. ash

    January 26, 2010 at 4:20 pm

    hndi q nmn sa pinapaboran c ivler kyalng prang ang unfair ng gov’t ntin. pg ganyan ung kaso at lalo na may nkapatong na 1 million sa suspect ang tindi nila mghanap dun sa suspect. pero ung mga kurakot na gov’t officials pahirapan sa paghanap ng suspect.

     
    • Nobe

      January 26, 2010 at 4:22 pm

      dapat lahat sila pinapatungan ng P10M bawat isa. Shoot to kill.

       
  10. yasmin joo

    February 1, 2010 at 2:25 pm

    hahahha! natawa ako dito ate… hehe…
    hmmm… sayang nga si ivler. guwapo SANA.
    kaso.. hmmmp!

     
    • Nobe

      February 1, 2010 at 2:43 pm

      @yasmin: haha! kung gwapo man siya, di ko na talaga makita ever! lol

       
  11. Mr. Nonsense

    February 14, 2010 at 3:26 am

    hoy valentines na? kailan ba kita maiuuwi sa bahay ko?

     
    • Nobe

      February 14, 2010 at 9:04 am

      paano ang asawa mo? lol patulan ba!

       
  12. citybuoy

    February 20, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    bad jason ivler! bad! bad!

     
    • nobe

      February 20, 2010 at 7:06 pm

      yep. yep. :<

       
  13. mitch

    March 21, 2010 at 8:51 pm

    they are both suffering from behavioral disorder…they must see a psychiatrist…pumpering a child will not contribute to his growth…if marlene is saying she is genius then she must know how to handle her child’s development..

     

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