Photo Credits
I am what happens when the following people close their eyes and go to sleep. (evil grin)
Richard Gutierrez
1. Mishaps involving airplanes, speedboats, automobiles and other modes of transportation.
2. Anabelle Rama’s big mouth.
3. Waking up looking like Rene Requiestas.
Hayden Kho
1. Having sex with a 65 year old woman named Vicki.
2. The words “two inches” in big bold letters . (wink)
3. Being castrated by ghosts of girlfriends past.
Kris Aquino
1. HERSELF, literally being IN the center of the earth.
2. HERSELF, having the surname “Alatiit” instead of “Aquino”.
3. HERSELF, being gagged into oblivion by Boy Abunda.
Anabelle Rama
1. Waking up with a severe case of tonsilitis.
2. Wilma Galvante clad in a seductive playboy bunny costume.
3. Waking up without lawsuits that fuel her enthusiasm to live.
Mikey Arroyo
1. Tasting the sweet and salty taste of sardines for the very first time.
2. Drowning in thirty tons of 10-peso coins.
3. Being trapped in a roof amid a sea of expensive wine at the height of a typhoon Ondoy.
Chavit Singson
1. Being chewed alive by wild animals from his personal collection.
2. Not having enough money and semen to rule the world.
3. Being horsewhipped by no less than Che Tiongson.
Joseph Estrada
1. The extinction of ignorant people who still want him to become president.
2. The extinction of stupid people who still want him to become president.
3. The extinction of gullible people. Period.
Posted by Mr. Nonsense on October 8, 2009 at 1:19 pm
MR. NONSENSE
1. nobe coming to me to tell me that she’s pregnant again.
2. nobe telling me that i’m the father
3. waking up one day…seeing myself in the mirror wearing nobe’s hair curlers.
AAAHHHHHHH!!!! *basa ang salawal* oops. takot ako eh.
Posted by Nobe on October 8, 2009 at 1:23 pm
those are dreams never coming true mr. nonsense. not nightmares! lol well, except for the third one. hahaha!
Posted by Rej on October 8, 2009 at 1:34 pm
WINNER to!!! Lolz
Matinding nightmare nga kung magkakatonsilitis si Annabelle Rama. Maaaring good news naman para sa iba.
Posted by Nobe on October 8, 2009 at 1:36 pm
hahaha! dream come true para sa akin ang mga iyan. i’m soooo bad!
Posted by Aina ♥ on October 9, 2009 at 1:41 am
I will rejoice pag na-castrate si Hayden Kho. He deserves it. I wonder why he hit it with Vicki eh he has lots of ladies to play with naman. Errr.
Gyahaha. I like the Chavit Singson part, BTW. I’m sure his pets would find him yummy. I bet his last will and testament includes his super pets and queridas. Gyahaha.
Good luck with Joseph Estrada. HAHAHA. The average Filipino are sometimes stupid. They’re easily swayed by influence. Errr.
Posted by Nobe on October 9, 2009 at 8:31 am
hello aina!!! “) good morning. medyo ngarag pa ang lola mo ngayon. ahehe.
well sana lang nga mangyari ang lahat ng iyan para matauhan. (wish wish)
Posted by superjaid on October 9, 2009 at 2:21 pm
wahaha sobrang magpapasalamat ako kapag nagkatonsilitis si anna
belle rama..haha
Posted by Nobe on October 9, 2009 at 2:26 pm
lol. baka nagka tonsilitis na nga kasi mukhang quiet siya sa issue ng pagwawala ng anak niya sa airport.
Posted by deejay on October 11, 2009 at 2:31 pm
love love love the hayden kho part! esp. the first two. wahahahaha! *thumbs up*
hi nobe! *waves*
Posted by Nobe on October 11, 2009 at 2:33 pm
hello deejay, my labs!
Posted by Derek on October 12, 2009 at 10:01 am
I love your blog! nice concept! I just subscribed on your posts.
Posted by Nobe on October 12, 2009 at 10:03 am
hello! derek!
thanks for the compliment. 
Posted by Badong on October 14, 2009 at 8:09 pm
hahaha! IMO your best post so far! haha!
Posted by Nobe on October 14, 2009 at 8:46 pm
hi bandongskie!
Posted by kaye on October 16, 2009 at 1:04 pm
great post! loved everything…especially hayden’s, richard, anabel, kris, erap…what the heck, i love everything!
Posted by Nobe on October 16, 2009 at 1:38 pm
kaye, you love nightmares? lol
Posted by kaye on October 16, 2009 at 4:45 pm
haha! only when it happens to people i also love to “hate.” hahaha! una na sa listahan si kris aquino.
Posted by Nobe on October 16, 2009 at 4:47 pm
hello kaye! di ko rin type si kris aquino but i can’t help but see her everywhere. sabi ng ni lourd de veyra sa blog niya, kris is like a cehicular accident in SLEX. you know its terrible but you can’t help but look at it. hahaha!
Posted by kaye on October 23, 2009 at 3:12 pm
oo nga can’t help but be a miron. i just hate when she has to mention every little thing baby james and josh are up to. I mean, yeah, you’re a mom, but WTF, we’re not interested, so puhleaze. hahaha!
Posted by nobe on October 23, 2009 at 4:11 pm
i don’r know really. pati pagutot ng mga anak niya sasabihin niya sa tv. lol